Monologue: NVIDIA's No IT Loads Refused Cash Dump

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• Ed Zitron critiques NVIDIA’s “utterly fucking insane” analyst expectations, which project over $1.6 trillion in GPU sales by January 2029, framing it as an unsustainable “cash dump” strategy.
• NVIDIA is expected to nearly double its revenue from $216 billion in FY26 to $393.7 billion in FY27, with projections reaching $694 billion by FY29, primarily from data center hardware.
• A key concern is that the “vast majority” of NVIDIA’s customers, including hyperscalers, are accumulating “hundreds of billions of dollars’ worth of debt” to finance these GPU purchases.
• The monologue implicitly warns that NVIDIA’s current valuation and growth trajectory are built on a precarious foundation of speculative demand and customer leverage, with its “theoretical $500 billion AI infrastructure partnership” being a move to meet these aggressive targets.